Very very very very very very very very bad news

I think my nose is shrinking.
I'm serious. Like two days ago, I touched my nose, and it just seemed small.
So I asked my frined "Hey, is my nose shrinking?" and she's like, "Maybe. I think my ears are melting."
Then the next day I asked my other friend, and she just gave me a weird look and says, "Um...maybe your face is growing."
But seriously!!!!! My. Nose. is. SHRINKING!!!!!!! what do I doooooo?

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

lmgdfao you just gained 100000 points in my book matt